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Offended him? The sheer ridiculousness of the statement intrigued her. “Alright, I’ll play along. May I ask how it offends you?”

     _{–S t a r e s.  He had not…actually expected her to warrant a reply.  How to cover up such tomfoolery?
     Retaining a perfectly relaxed demeanor [for if she learned of this idiocy, she would likely n e v e r let him forget], he murmurs slowly, “…It poked me in the eye.”}

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